Barack's Boys

So we gotta find a dream team of dudes for Barack to kick it with. These guys gotta be kinda like Barack, but with the ability to expose him to a wider audience. He's gonna need white dudes and black dudes and asian dudes and whatever else.
Lets see what we can come up with.
I'll start it off with the help of the Women's Council

1. Tiger Woods

Tiger F-ing Woods!!! The coolest half-black dude in the world needs to take our man golfing. And this way he can squash all the rumors about them being the same person.

2. Lance Armstrong

This guy beat ball cancer , tore up the Toure de France for years, and managed to piss off the frogs royally while he did it. Totally somebody you wanna drink beer with.

3. Will Smith, Wayne Brady, and the guy from Hootie and the Blowfish

Name me a white person you know who doesn't love these fools.

4. Andy Rooney

Did you ever wonder why you wanted to vote for man my age?

5. The Rock

The most respected actor to come out of the WWF and he's from Hawaii just like BO. The can watch a lava flow together or something.


6. John Legend

Already proved himself worthy with the Yes I Can stuff. He's got that smooth black man thing going on just like Barack.

7. Bon Jovi

Working Class, and kinda flaming, yet those tough demo's still love him. BO wont be Living on a Prayer if these two hook up.

8. Ray Allen

MVP of the NBA Finals. UCONN Grad. Was in a Spike Lee Movie. Prettier than Barack. Neccesary.

9. Jerry Sienfeld

Jews run shit. Jerry makes people laugh. 'Nuff said.


10. Prince William

Anybody who really wants to run America needs to give props to the Brits. Or atleast put a few back in London with this guy.

11. Katie Couric

Who needs Hillary Clinton when you got this lady on your team.

12. jackie Chan

Barack dressed up like a ninja getting a lesson from homes. Picture it, it isn't wrong.

13. the chick from ugly betty

I've never seen it but the Women's Council thinks they'd get along well.

14. Tom Hanks

the movie Big changed the world of 50% of his base. And then he made that movie that changed everyone...a couple times....

15. Sean Connery

James Bond and Indiana Jones father, plus he's all international shit. And people like him because he's f-ing cool.

keep it going freaks.....


remember barack is kinda wimpy, he needs boys that will kick his a*s and make him seem tougher.....

who the f does joe lieberman think he is?

I'm really puzzled over the moves this guys makes. Or maybe I'm not and that's the problem. Military spending isn't the worst thing for his state's economy. It's funny how CT is blue on the outside but really really red in the middle. Lets wait and see what happens at the RNC......(dont get too excited, Zell is much more fun to watch anyway).