So we gotta find a dream team of dudes for Barack to kick it with. These guys gotta be kinda like Barack, but with the ability to expose him to a wider audience. He's gonna need white dudes and black dudes and asian dudes and whatever else.
Lets see what we can come up with.
I'll start it off with the help of the Women's Council
1. Tiger Woods
Tiger F-ing Woods!!! The coolest half-black dude in the world needs to take our man golfing. And this way he can squash all the rumors about them being the same person.
2. Lance Armstrong
This guy beat ball cancer , tore up the Toure de France for years, and managed to piss off the frogs royally while he did it. Totally somebody you wanna drink beer with.
3. Will Smith, Wayne Brady, and the guy from Hootie and the Blowfish
Name me a white person you know who doesn't love these fools.
4. Andy Rooney
Did you ever wonder why you wanted to vote for man my age?
5. The Rock
The most respected actor to come out of the WWF and he's from Hawaii just like BO. The can watch a lava flow together or something.
6. John Legend
Already proved himself worthy with the Yes I Can stuff. He's got that smooth black man thing going on just like Barack.
7. Bon Jovi
Working Class, and kinda flaming, yet those tough demo's still love him. BO wont be Living on a Prayer if these two hook up.
8. Ray Allen
MVP of the NBA Finals. UCONN Grad. Was in a Spike Lee Movie. Prettier than Barack. Neccesary.
9. Jerry Sienfeld
Jews run shit. Jerry makes people laugh. 'Nuff said.
10. Prince William
Anybody who really wants to run America needs to give props to the Brits. Or atleast put a few back in London with this guy.
11. Katie Couric
Who needs Hillary Clinton when you got this lady on your team.
12. jackie Chan
Barack dressed up like a ninja getting a lesson from homes. Picture it, it isn't wrong.
13. the chick from ugly betty
I've never seen it but the Women's Council thinks they'd get along well.
14. Tom Hanks
the movie Big changed the world of 50% of his base. And then he made that movie that changed everyone...a couple times....
15. Sean Connery
James Bond and Indiana Jones father, plus he's all international shit. And people like him because he's f-ing cool.
keep it going freaks.....
remember barack is kinda wimpy, he needs boys that will kick his a*s and make him seem tougher.....
2 comments:
ed. nice list...
one addendum: the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena.
Their games are huge, they are huge, they grunt when they strike the ball and they really don't take shit from anyone.
Authentic human beings. Barack needs them.
(more than Katie Couric, in fact, but whatever)
There's an asian guy that constantly wanders the streets of Honolulu with a massive backpack covered in words of global wisdom and huge plastic trashbags filled with cans and bottles.Everyday life is like a work-out for him. He is ripped and has this Fu Manchu moustache/beard and massive calf muscles and sometimes you might see him on the sidewalk doing push ups. He is the business, admittedly a man of few words, but is in possession of a potentially violent intensity that would sit well next to Putin at a G8 summit.
Plus he's into recycling.
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